Making a Gym Comeback Without Getting Hurt

Getting sick sucks, but getting hurt after you’ve been sick for a week sucks more.  Let me be your idiot and learn from my mistakes.   Back when I thought I was invincible, I decided to go crazy squatting the week after I had the flu.  Not my brightest idea.  ...

How to Become an Exercise Junkie

Working out is tough when you constantly fight yourself.  Here is how you can change your ways and become an exercise junkie.   Sticking to an exercise routine is tough when starting out.  It hurts, you sweat, it’s frustrating and my god the time – there is never...

The Prison Guide to Pushup Variations

Everybody knows what a pushup is, but do you know the different variations that will take those man-boobs to the next level?  I’ll show you. Let’s do a little role play.  You’re in prison for showing your we-we to your hot neighbor.  Turns out she’s not into you that...